sideburns!!

there he was... blending in like a good weave until my discerning eyes caught sight of his profile... 'yaar, you don't have any sideburns...' i pointed out...
if facial expressions could kill i'd be dead... but very often i associate with garfield and his belief system so in that sense... one down, eight left... who was this chap? where had he come from? and why was he begging me to make fun of him when i am known to never miss the opportunity... turned out he was an aloof passerby that was just asking for the time... o well... guess he won't be passin by me again...

uknow its a sad sad thing to see someone make fun of a superior... today we (myself, mulla and HKH) took our soccer captains (MKN) car keys and ran around the parking making chicken noises... time will tell whether or not our assumption that no one was there was correct or not...
eventually he whined like a picked on third grader and we returned... (you see, were good people) *snicker, chuckle, hyuk hyuk*

be as it may... i am not bored... i am thankful for this opportunity to see how many hours the homosapien can sleep... i hibernate with a vengeance, i put polar bears to shame... fear me

on my way back... i ran into a friend from aitchison... good lad... but for no reason he started hurling insults at me... *eyebrow raised* 'do i owe you money or something?' ...turns out thats how that type says hello... 'hi yaar, ill give you a call' i say.... sheesh, that'll be happeninig.

okay poll time...

if you were stuck in an elevator for four hours and there was just one guy/gal with you... who would it be?

alif) J.K Rowling/ any other author (specify)
bae) Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt (pick one)
jeem) zinedine zidane ( im bias)
noon) noon (pliss don't answer)
wao) significant other... hahaha... better half... or johnny bravo (pick one) ?
koof) political leader (pick one)
gas) any figure from history (please don't say holy prophet)
car) other

gentlemen start you engines...

if nothing better presents itself... contesting seems to be our only choice... tomorrow, islamabad... day after, don't know and can't say...

and then there are things that you just don't blog about...

yaani keh had ho gai!!

azamnoon sharam kar!!!
tsk tsk tsk... i ought to be slapped acrossed my cheeks (face cheeks) so hard that my facial features should start resembling that of mick jagger...
forsake the blog, inconcievable!! never!! so i had a moment(s) of weakness... call me fickle, call me ambivalent, call me junaid but please don't call me at home because in all likelihood ami will pick up and then say, 'azam ali... gur ki dalli, chai mein dali to phudak pari...'
mother and father are away vacationing and have left me incharge of the mundane, banal running of this infernal household... i come home to see riaz and newcook whatshisname watching B4U in main lounge... i calmy tell them to make dinner and he says...
saab tail nahi hai... doodh khatam hai... dabal roti mangwaani hai... meray teen chotay chotay bachay hain... sob sob boo-frickity-hoo yadda yadda yadda... why, i oughta!!
this is tenth day with me incharge... instead of having the (forgive me HKH) proverbial 'gt', i am having Calculus II classes at home... yaani keh had ho gai!!
the only upside was a blank cheque ami left incase of an emergency... i think starvation qualifies as one... i went to the bank today... yaani keh had ho gai!!
bought my nani two dozen tube roses (nice guy), she was cloud number nine and inquired about my financial position... i replied that i was currently liquid... she closed her purse... yaani keh had ho gai!! *joke*... i make a funny...
i was the resident funny guy... uknow... not a worry in the world... prancing like a pony, dainty butterfly, like a pretty little girl with pink ponytails, i was... now i try to be all serious and profound... yaani keh had ho gai!! stop deluding yourself boy... your not the strong, silent type... leave the thinking to plato, aristotle and that broodish dark dude who walks around with 'the one'... jo bhi...
i have a final on monday... lets deal with that when the time comes, shall we... for now... im just going to live the moment... infact, life from this point onwards... is all just going to be brief and unforgettable moments...
im still unsure... but i think, this is something i will have to leave to the healing ability of time... murti, old chum... i guess you were right... that wasn't my last blog...

today's debate:
is the expression 'in the meanwhile' gramatically correct?
eg: Ghafooray, please study hard for your cow doctor exam. In the meanwhile, i'll keep the dung patties coming... uknow... something to that effect...

safe...
safer...
safest...
Nestle - pure life.