yaani keh had ho gai!!
azamnoon sharam kar!!!
tsk tsk tsk... i ought to be slapped acrossed my cheeks (face cheeks) so hard that my facial features should start resembling that of mick jagger...
forsake the blog, inconcievable!! never!! so i had a moment(s) of weakness... call me fickle, call me ambivalent, call me junaid but please don't call me at home because in all likelihood ami will pick up and then say, 'azam ali... gur ki dalli, chai mein dali to phudak pari...'
mother and father are away vacationing and have left me incharge of the mundane, banal running of this infernal household... i come home to see riaz and newcook whatshisname watching B4U in main lounge... i calmy tell them to make dinner and he says...
saab tail nahi hai... doodh khatam hai... dabal roti mangwaani hai... meray teen chotay chotay bachay hain... sob sob boo-frickity-hoo yadda yadda yadda... why, i oughta!!
this is tenth day with me incharge... instead of having the (forgive me HKH) proverbial 'gt', i am having Calculus II classes at home... yaani keh had ho gai!!
the only upside was a blank cheque ami left incase of an emergency... i think starvation qualifies as one... i went to the bank today... yaani keh had ho gai!!
bought my nani two dozen tube roses (nice guy), she was cloud number nine and inquired about my financial position... i replied that i was currently liquid... she closed her purse... yaani keh had ho gai!! *joke*... i make a funny...
i was the resident funny guy... uknow... not a worry in the world... prancing like a pony, dainty butterfly, like a pretty little girl with pink ponytails, i was... now i try to be all serious and profound... yaani keh had ho gai!! stop deluding yourself boy... your not the strong, silent type... leave the thinking to plato, aristotle and that broodish dark dude who walks around with 'the one'... jo bhi...
i have a final on monday... lets deal with that when the time comes, shall we... for now... im just going to live the moment... infact, life from this point onwards... is all just going to be brief and unforgettable moments...
im still unsure... but i think, this is something i will have to leave to the healing ability of time... murti, old chum... i guess you were right... that wasn't my last blog...
today's debate:
is the expression 'in the meanwhile' gramatically correct?
eg: Ghafooray, please study hard for your cow doctor exam. In the meanwhile, i'll keep the dung patties coming... uknow... something to that effect...
safe...
safer...
safest...
Nestle - pure life.
tsk tsk tsk... i ought to be slapped acrossed my cheeks (face cheeks) so hard that my facial features should start resembling that of mick jagger...
forsake the blog, inconcievable!! never!! so i had a moment(s) of weakness... call me fickle, call me ambivalent, call me junaid but please don't call me at home because in all likelihood ami will pick up and then say, 'azam ali... gur ki dalli, chai mein dali to phudak pari...'
mother and father are away vacationing and have left me incharge of the mundane, banal running of this infernal household... i come home to see riaz and newcook whatshisname watching B4U in main lounge... i calmy tell them to make dinner and he says...
saab tail nahi hai... doodh khatam hai... dabal roti mangwaani hai... meray teen chotay chotay bachay hain... sob sob boo-frickity-hoo yadda yadda yadda... why, i oughta!!
this is tenth day with me incharge... instead of having the (forgive me HKH) proverbial 'gt', i am having Calculus II classes at home... yaani keh had ho gai!!
the only upside was a blank cheque ami left incase of an emergency... i think starvation qualifies as one... i went to the bank today... yaani keh had ho gai!!
bought my nani two dozen tube roses (nice guy), she was cloud number nine and inquired about my financial position... i replied that i was currently liquid... she closed her purse... yaani keh had ho gai!! *joke*... i make a funny...
i was the resident funny guy... uknow... not a worry in the world... prancing like a pony, dainty butterfly, like a pretty little girl with pink ponytails, i was... now i try to be all serious and profound... yaani keh had ho gai!! stop deluding yourself boy... your not the strong, silent type... leave the thinking to plato, aristotle and that broodish dark dude who walks around with 'the one'... jo bhi...
i have a final on monday... lets deal with that when the time comes, shall we... for now... im just going to live the moment... infact, life from this point onwards... is all just going to be brief and unforgettable moments...
im still unsure... but i think, this is something i will have to leave to the healing ability of time... murti, old chum... i guess you were right... that wasn't my last blog...
today's debate:
is the expression 'in the meanwhile' gramatically correct?
eg: Ghafooray, please study hard for your cow doctor exam. In the meanwhile, i'll keep the dung patties coming... uknow... something to that effect...
safe...
safer...
safest...
Nestle - pure life.
posted by Azam at 12:28 AM
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Note: sean connery-esque comment.
..eh... so you came crawlin` back ya little pansy ! " THE DAY ISz MINE TREBEK " !!!!!
Note: I am the man with the golden touch !
Note: There is no such phrase as " In the meanwhile" , its just " Meanwhile". That phrase is only used by desi angraez !
Note: Bart simpson`s bully-esque comment.
hAa HaA ...told ya so...!
"in the meanTIME" hota hai. and "meanwhile". as in:
the evil, one-eyed villain carries off the shrieky, whiny bitch of a heroine.
MEANWHILE, elsewhere, our hero is fighting for his life against a wasp that is preventing him from taking a piss.
hehehe...
a great man once said and i quote..
'...you don't take a piss... the piss takes you...'
and so simba we are all connected in the great circle of life...
*simba scratches his mane and thinks to himself... chacha scar is way cooler than dad...*
oye, good to see you back... aj match ka kya bana? thursday ka plan bana koi!
AZAM!!!
yayyy!
hehe,prancing like a pony,fluttering like a butterfly.. sounds familiar.
anywoo, PLAN for thursday bcos im leaving 3 days after that AND yes
in the MEANTIME or just MEANWHILE
so shutup and stop using it ghalat
and i love you all.i miss schooollllll :(
*GROUP HUG*
bye!!
*rides away into the sunset*
mcfussto says:
lion + tiger = liger
hahaha
look it up in the dictionary safe
You came back, you came back.
The FORCE is strong in this one. Rise Lord Vader.
Memo to me: Hunt Mutri down. Flog him, and once he's flogged, flog him some more.
Whats the new cooks name? Ah I remember's'...'tis NAWAZ. B4U eh! Its so hard to get good help nowadays.
p.s you burn my cd's?
"burn my cd's" ... i will say no more.
2+2=5...
im on it...
e to the power pakora = samosa whole squared
mr. math vp - power to the people!
hoay!!
james brown style!!
heres a riddle...
you have 2 buckets...
when filled to the brim one holds exactly 3 litres, the other 5... also you have an abundant supply of water...
you can you get exactly 4 litres of water?
i dont like momin.. he almost made me think.. woah.. close call.. and you anonymous wuss.. you can only be a liverpool supporter :D
be a real man.. and support manutd .. and also name yourself...
memo to self : burn his cd`s.. (saed knows what i mean) :D
i hereby declare this comment area as an official ORKUT style SCRAPBOOK... noon.. you have succumbed to the other side .. but only in denial
let the blog wars begin!!
tsk tsk tsk... what a meek comeback... this is nothing like orkut you friut cake... orkut is nothing more than virtual shoulder rubbing and finding excuses to look at digitally enchanced pictures...
note: aaj all four goals were scored by cantt boys!!!
you, me, khattak and malik!!!
maybe theres something in the cantt water...
yaar...
fasih...
i hope your doing well...
next time you come we'll do the most wicked mixing...
after the international success of 'o credit baybie'... 'saying o well sir'... and 'talha zaheer' stay tuned for more exciting singles by the mike roch band.
general disclaimer:
whats in a name? a rose if called...
blah blah blah...
international success??
when did it become international>??! :)) so happy .. would like to thank all my fans.. and royal fans..
pinch murti for me
remember we must remain humble is these days of recognition, fame and glory...
p.s...
what should our showbiz names be?
i am going to be 'mike humbler'
My name will be Qwack. So who're we namming fruitcake?
who's MALIK?
*GRRR*
Quack Mcfussto...
welcome to Hollywood...
Malik is Toby Mcquires stunt double... he is skittish and likes songs like 'men men men...'
he is fluent is 7 languages including 'Jhapa pa'!
its Qwack mcfussto...
mcquire?
yea MCquire...
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