Her CP Voice
Ahem… koff koff
Listen intently now… don’t scoff
Because certain things that I will say
may yet reap dividends some day.
So assimilate as you find fitting,
whatever imparted in this sitting.
Truth be told, there was this lady
Extremely virtuous, nothing shady
The right amount of all confections
And so quite worthy of our affections.
Accost with caution, we broach with care
Smile when needed, try not to stare.
Help with homework, rely on wit
Basically be full o’ shitake mushrooms
And so one day, like many others
Please pay heed, my dearest brothers
I mustered brass and forged a query
Very spontaneous, very fourth geary
She spoke with passion, spoke with flair
Made eye contact, touched her hair
And so dear readers, I was smitten
like puss in boots, the talking kitten.
But Alas! One fateful day,
Words fail me, how can I say
She raised her hand and started speaking
Barring the stench, she started reeking
There was no odor, rest assured
Just some accent I endured
This new development, dare I say
Was hardly there, the other day
So in a nutshell, the deal breaker
Justifying why I must forsake her
was the hypocrisy that she displayed
the very reason my judgment strayed.
So the moral of this story
Albeit harsh and sometimes gory
Is beware her weapon of choice
The deceptively alluring CP voice…
Listen intently now… don’t scoff
Because certain things that I will say
may yet reap dividends some day.
So assimilate as you find fitting,
whatever imparted in this sitting.
Truth be told, there was this lady
Extremely virtuous, nothing shady
The right amount of all confections
And so quite worthy of our affections.
Accost with caution, we broach with care
Smile when needed, try not to stare.
Help with homework, rely on wit
Basically be full o’ shitake mushrooms
And so one day, like many others
Please pay heed, my dearest brothers
I mustered brass and forged a query
Very spontaneous, very fourth geary
She spoke with passion, spoke with flair
Made eye contact, touched her hair
And so dear readers, I was smitten
like puss in boots, the talking kitten.
But Alas! One fateful day,
Words fail me, how can I say
She raised her hand and started speaking
Barring the stench, she started reeking
There was no odor, rest assured
Just some accent I endured
This new development, dare I say
Was hardly there, the other day
So in a nutshell, the deal breaker
Justifying why I must forsake her
was the hypocrisy that she displayed
the very reason my judgment strayed.
So the moral of this story
Albeit harsh and sometimes gory
Is beware her weapon of choice
The deceptively alluring CP voice…
8 Comments:
hahahhahahaha!
The CP voice has decieved many, my friend. Be not ashamed, learn your lesson. Be Dasti and strike gold.
i dont know what a CP voice is, but that piece was quite nice
Poetry is your missed calling. I swear it. You have the right blend of humour and pathos! :)
Whats the reference to: "full o’ shitake mushrooms"?
Az, I am so bummed about missing the lunch I cant tell you. Am thinking of killing myself by putting me in a blender and blending. And then slowly cooking myself in a hot oven.
If only this lunch had been a week later, I would have been there. But alas the fates conspire.
Take lots of pictures for me.
You invite anyone?
Note to anonymous:
CP- Class Participation
thanks azam
brothers!! i have returned!! the blogs are up and running!! let not your enthusi'azam' run thin!! the hoe returns to ignite the city on the 29th. thanks for linking me poem on your blog fusssaaay! footy aint same without the boys!! jimmy flloyed hasselbaink thankyou lad!! enough is enough... i think its time you guys came back and showed these posers who really are the kings of our illustrious city... BIG UP BOYS!!!! YEAH!!
boot yourself
There have been no updates on this page.Azam get off ur lazy backside and inspire me. Spartans prepare for battle!!!!
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