things that make me go... yao!

1. trust them with your life, but not you money or your wife...
2. humiliate responsibly, defenders never forgive or forget...
3. behind every magical stepover theres a manager pulling his hair out...
4. and when i seem deceased let me lay overnight for i just may return for one final fight...
5. you cant play well if you dont look good...
6. behind every great man is... the police.
7. ive seen meaner nuns than you...
8. you couldn't beat an egg...